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Thursday, December 3, 2009

With Apologies to Whichever Anonymous Wrote "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

The first staged reading of Cafe Lyistrata is fast approaching, and 70% of the seats are already reserved! You can help fill the house. Reserve a seat on Face Book:

Or leave a comment on this page saying how many people and which date.

2 staged readings of a new musical comedy by Uke Jackson
Monday December 7th and Monday December 14
8 pm
137 West 14th Street (between 6th and 7th Aves)
Admission is FREE
Running time is 80 minutes.

Now, with apologies to whomever wrote the carol "12 Days of Christmas", and assurances that the songs in Cafe Lysistrata adhere to meter more than this silliness does, here is "12 Cafe Lysistrata Facts"


12 new songs
11 bawdy jokes
10 political laughs
9 vampire bankers (skewered in song)
8 pm it starts
7 December (and December 14th)
6 porno stars (not really, but there is a song making fun of porno)
5 women sing
4 days to go (until the first reading; 11 days ‘til the 2nd reading)
3 musicians playing
2 chances to see Café Lysistrata
1 funny new musical comedy

1 comment:

  1. Hi, Uke - thanks for the comments and sending me on to you blog. Cheers!